Identity Intrigue Buff Gifts

Which One is Pulling Out?

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Secret Identity Theft.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

Mr. Hillary Clinton

'He needs a domain name.'

'Sir, we need your passport, driver's license, and Facebook name!'

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"Which one of us is me?"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. Hey Rudy, it's me. Long time no talk. How are you these days? Lemont? From Berkeley? Tap tap tap tap. Yeah. Man … Putnam Hall 1993. Those were the days. What ever happened to our roommate Ken? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Divided Airlines. You know, that freak who was always writing articles about "news" and junk for the school paper ... That MORON who didn't know a Gameboy from a GameGear ... That big baby whose mommy was always calling to check

I Was Married to Banksy.

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

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