Digital Identity Explorer Gifts

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'I don't have a resume. Just Google me!'

'Mr. Anon! I recognise you from your avatar.'

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

"I only married him for his blue tick."

Oh her birth certificate, print her first name, middle name, last name and username.

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'

"No, I am @spartacus."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."