Digital Identity Explorer Gifts

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"No, I am @spartacus."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games