Online Identity Explorer Gifts

'On Facebook, no one knows I'm a yeti.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Home-pageless".

Social media is where it's @.

Bar conversation

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Christopher Isherwood

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"