Age Identity Explorer Gifts

"He self identifies as old."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Modern Life Blues

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."