National Identity Explorer Gifts

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

"We're still getting used to feeling patriotic."

Alex Salmond

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Man guarding a written border.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."