Irish Identity Explorer Gifts

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.