Age Identity Explorer Pillows

"He self identifies as old."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Midlife: You Are Here.

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.