Info-age Explorer Pillows

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Your Future Home.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

New Age Store.

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Modern Life Blues

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Graph to find your IQ