Self-identity Explorer Pillows

'...I still think I'd be happier if I were you.'

I just don't identify as a bald eagle

"It's not my fault I'm overweight. I identify as a hungry person."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."