Self-identity Explorer Pillows

'...I still think I'd be happier if I were you.'

I just don't identify as a bald eagle

"It's not my fault I'm overweight. I identify as a hungry person."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Adolescencia"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.