Identity Explorers Pillows

"Do you know its sexual identity?"

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

Tattoos & super powers removed

Who was who.

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

'I know I don't seem like a minority, but you should see what I do in my spare time.'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

There were times when Hilary and Joanne wondered if coming out had provided all the answers.

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

Simon the gnome felt like he stood out like a 'sore thumb' at the elves convention...

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"If we're not the rebels or the insurgents or the revolutionaries, then what the devil are we?"

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Good luck with your interview, and don't forget to mention that you are a gender neutral, vegan, climate change campaigner."

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Underappreciated Pride Days

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Anonymous Anonymous

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Balloon heads

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."