Identity Explorer Pillows

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

Moment of Truth: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Mincing-machine and nationals

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'Is that you?' 'I'm not sure. I seem to be in the midst of a severe identity crisis.'

Don't Label Me.

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I want to be a role model.'

Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.

'That settles it, we're not ducks!'

"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

"I know who I am but I don't know what I am!"

'Silly, that's not my husband. That's me before the operation.'

That's not a sheep … hey, maybe I'm not a sheep.

Man on his own shirt.

"I've got to be me."