Identity Investigator Pillows

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"A girl at school keeps calling me gay."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Is this who I am?"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Forming the adolescent personality

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."