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Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Christopher Isherwood

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"A girl at school keeps calling me gay."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."