Identity Observer T-Shirts

Kerry Smith didn't resign. We sacked him for having a girl's name.

"You can't call me a mongrel anymore- it's not PC. These days I'm a hybrid."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Christopher Isherwood

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Magic Act

'racism is the new black.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.