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"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

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'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Life and Death

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Magic Act

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

"Natural selection in action."

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Are you going to eat that?"

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

Hearse on an emergency

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.