Identity Explorer Prints

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

Moment of Truth: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Mincing-machine and nationals

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Don't Label Me.

A man and robot reveal their true identities

'Is that you?' 'I'm not sure. I seem to be in the midst of a severe identity crisis.'

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I want to be a role model.'

Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.

'That settles it, we're not ducks!'

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

'Silly, that's not my husband. That's me before the operation.'

That's not a sheep … hey, maybe I'm not a sheep.