Professional Identity Explorers Pillows

'Charles can't forget for one minute he's an undertaker'.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”