Explorer Of The Self Pillows

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Adolescencia"

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?