Self-awareness Explorer Pillows

"Wherever you go, there you are."

Selfie-Conscious

At the age of 39, Sidney Sussman became undeniable aware of his Jewishness

"But dear, how can you be the Bluebird of Happiness when you're so bitchy all the time?"

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'Good heavens, don't you people ever think of anyone but yourselves?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

I think therefore I am.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"God help us, it's that guy."

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to