Self-awareness Seekers Pillows

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

'...Rats, my skin's too tight.'

"I'm not either a control freak!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Is this who I am?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"God help us, it's that guy."

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Motorway of the Self