Self-knowledge Seeker Pillows

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Feel free to take notes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Continuing education.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Do your research!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"