Self-knowledge Pillows

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Window Treatment

Before the Internet

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Is this who I am?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Head full of Books.