Self-knowledge T-Shirts

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Before the Internet

Window Treatment

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Is this who I am?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Head full of Books.