Self-identity Analyst Pillows

"Normally it's admirable to worship one's creator but you claim to be 'self-made'..."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Cherchez la femme

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

"Stock photo, right?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

Cybervegan Caf

Duelling personalities.

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."