Self-identity Analyst Pillows

"Normally it's admirable to worship one's creator but you claim to be 'self-made'..."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Duelling personalities.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Stock photo, right?"

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."