Identity Quester Gifts

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Christopher Isherwood

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.