Identity Seekers Gifts

"You feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Do you mind?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"They’re real."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Is this who I am?"

Wikipedia...

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Christopher Isherwood

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.