Secret Identity Seeker Gifts

"It's 'Duffy', but when I go out at night it's 'Taco'."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you mind?"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

New York Netherworld

"Is this who I am?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

WHACK!

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

Forming the adolescent personality

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."