Identity Seeker Gifts

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"Just once I'd like to be accepted for who I'm not."

'911..I'd like to report a crime...identity theft...I've become my mother!'

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

Forming the adolescent personality

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'What are your parents going to say man?!'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

Sexual Orientation Signpost

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"I am my own penguin"

You're everyman? I thought I was everyman.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Just Be.

Person who is both man and woman looks into mirror, with bath towel that reads, 'his/hers'.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

"More to life than money..."

African-American Easter Egg

"Since my office went business casual, I've been having this identity crisis. I mean, am I still a suit?"

"I'm going through an identity crisis. The principal, vice-principal and all the teachers know me by my real name."

"I'm trapped in the wrong ID number."

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

"Just because you want to find yourself doesn't mean you're off your rocker."

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"People seem to have a hard time getting to know me. . ."

"Instagram, Facebook, tic tok but who is the real ME?"

"She sais she loves my personality, but I'm not sure which one. . ."

"Adolescencia"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."