Name Seeker Gifts

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I, TikTok."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Is this who I am?"

Speed Dating.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Forming the adolescent personality