Name Seeker Mugs

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Exit only.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Is this who I am?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Speed Dating.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Forming the adolescent personality

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'