Law Seeker Mugs

'How's internal security?'

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Now that's a win."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Perils of the double play.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Truth

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'