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'How's internal security?'

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Now that's a win."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Government a la Carte

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Perils of the double play.

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"