Digital Identity Thinker Gifts

We're calling her Samantha.org. The dot-com name was already taken.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Googler

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Fact amnesty"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Digito Ergo Sum.