Online Identity Architect T-Shirts

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Information about information about information about information.

Information vs. confusion

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Internet Name Tags.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

'He needs a domain name.'

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'