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'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Evolution.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Aluminium Henge

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'