Digital Identity Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I can remember my PIN, password and post code, bit I've forgotten my name.'

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

You like my new beard, Randy? What beard? You don't have a beard. You mean you haven't seen my status update? I photoshopped a beard on all my pictures. If enough people "like" it, I'll grow it in real life. Facebook is not meant as a Beta test for life. I know. I used Instagram.

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Statue of liberty selfie

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Buy my data $20"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.