Digital Identity Enthusiast Prints

'I can remember my PIN, password and post code, bit I've forgotten my name.'

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Buy my data $20"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."