Social Analyzer Mugs

"Everyone's a bottomless pit of something."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'It's your debt to society.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Progress

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

European Crisis management.

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

I want to die! Where is everyone? You panic every birthday! Why do I put myself through this?

We'll be back with more of man's inhumanity to man...

"I was fired everywhere because I have no manners. Give me some money, you b*@£%d!"