Social Dynamics Analyzer T-Shirts

How are you? (About to drop dead, I hope, you arrogant jerk...)

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

Abstraction and recognition

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Let's not discuss it."

Shy Man at Party

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."