Societal Dynamics Analyst T-Shirts

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Most valuable element.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Before the riots/after the riots

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

World Financial Mafia

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'It's your debt to society.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Abstraction and recognition

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"Let's not discuss it."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"