Societal Dynamics Analyst T-Shirts

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Most valuable element.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Before the riots/after the riots

"Call me!"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

World Financial Mafia

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Larry David

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'It's your debt to society.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Abstraction and recognition

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"Let's not discuss it."

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."