Social Dynamics Analyzers T-Shirts

"Mine's a large one!" "How I wish!"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

Abstraction and recognition

"Let's not discuss it."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.