Space Mission Analyst T-Shirts

'Enough is enough! We need to find out why this keeps happening!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"National security adviser"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Cosmonaut

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'More government surveillance!'

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Parking meter on the moon.

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'