Space Mission Analyst T-Shirts

'Enough is enough! We need to find out why this keeps happening!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"National security adviser"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Head over Hooves

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

That's What Happens

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Cosmonaut

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Intolerable

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars Poppins

'More government surveillance!'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."