Space Agency Staff T-Shirts

'To show progress in space, we need to introduce conjugal visits.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Europa Clipper

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Asteroid Bennu

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Day One, NASA

Director: US Space Research.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Overly wordy travel.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Black Hole Corks

"Do you get the impression poster companies don't like us?"

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Giant stomp.

Space bee