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"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Marry me astronaut

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Blue Origin

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."