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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

It's so tough to sign up new military recruits. We''ve fought an unpopular war. The pay ain't great. And I'm no good. Why does everyone hate me? All I've got is the pathetic guilt trip. I'll join.

'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'

'We're under attack!'

'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Military Holidays Medals

Decorations Continued Around Back.

Major Birthday

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'