Armed Forces Personnel Mugs

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'

'We're under attack!'

'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Military Holidays Medals

Decorations Continued Around Back.

Major Birthday

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

'I was in the catering corps.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'