Space Force Personnel Mugs

"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Marry me astronaut

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Blue Origin

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'