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NASA - Out to Launch.

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Blue Origin

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"I am not afraid of you!"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

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