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NASA - Out to Launch.

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Space exploration"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Life in the fastest lane.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon