Spaceship Technician T-Shirts

"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I am not afraid of you!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."