Spaceship Technician Pillows

"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Celestial Navigation

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Climbing to the moon

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."